Mark Sickmiller - June 6th, 2006

"my mom's such a shopaholic. she likes to buy a lot of alcohol."

"i hate racists. they don't even make any sense. are mexicans lazy or are they stealing our jobs? it can't be both."

those came from nbc's last comic standing. i'm not sure why i've never seen this show before. it's the best of those 'eliminate-someone' shows. I think i even like it better than 'america's next top model.'